Monday, February 9, 2009

Week 4 - Cruising Altitude

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We seemed to have reached a comfortable cruising altitude of 226 attenders this past weekend. In fact, since take off, we have yet to drop below an altitude of 200. We are quite pleased with our take off and ascent to this point - however, we would also like to inform you that our final destination is far above the clouds, which will require us to continue ascending further and further in order to reach our goal of seeing as many people join our journey as possible.

We are asking each passenger to make the seat next to you available to passersby. Please let them know we have plenty of room for seating as well as overhead compartments for small children between the ages of birth to 5th grade... and that we are one of the few remaining airlines that still offer free in-flight beverages and snacks!

Next week we will be concluding our first in-flight series: If You Hate Church. We look forward to seeing you - and hope this week's turbulence will be kept to a minimum for you!

Signing off for now...

2 comments:

lisi said...

great to hear, captain ryan!
:-)
soar high and keep the instruments 'tuned' and the communication going with the passengers!! woohoo!

The Science said...

Glad to hear things are going so well! I was a part of the launch team for Freedom Church, an ARC church plant in Lebanon, Indiana (launched Jan 13, 2008), and will soon be helping with the launch of City Community Church in downtown Indianapolis on March 1, 2009. Your church's story is very exciting, I can't wait to see what else God is going to do in Chattanooga! We'll be praying for you here in Indiana!

-John Richard